But more recently, post-Triump(h), I've come to fear for her - (if not exactly warm to her) - and for her future.
What will become of the Soundcloud Landing-Page Girl when King Donald ascends to the Throne of America? She will find herself in a world where walking over the roof of a car - especially a Rich man's car - will earn her a bullet in the back if she's lucky; rendition to a borderzone slavedorm if she's not.
Leggings and black socks: a tasering, at least, surely?
Ahhh... poor, poor Soundcloud Landing-Page Girl! So oblivious, so care-free.