Except, well, the Conservatives love Putin's outer- and mid-circle oligarchs sooo much - Boris really loves them; Liz Hurley, she loves 'em, they love 'em all - all of them super-rich Ruskies, especially when they buy property in London from their old school chums or go for a weekend shoot, but not with a Buk, of course - all that Russian state-stolen, son-of-the-KGB lucre that oozes into LDN like an oil-slick - they love it so much that they invited a bunch of them to donate to their election campaign. They even got their own table, the Russians. Putin's "judo partner" was there, as he often is at... events. Boris 'worked the tables,' it said, 'really hard', though I'm paraphrasing...
Cue infographic... thing that I've been saving for a rainy day.
But is the Conservative Party going to hand back any of the campaign money they recieved? You know, as a moral gesture, 'cos, well, ten of our citizens were on that plane and their bodies are now on a train somewhere in the sticks while a Dutch forensic team picks over the appalling collateral damage.
Well, what do you think?